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South Bay, Los Angeles County, California |
By Jim Wilson My wife and I took a long anticipated vacation to Britain in 2000. We were in country for 16 days in May. She wanted to see gardens and castles; I wanted to act like I was on location and drink Real Ale. We both succeeded. The first week we were really tourists, taking a bus ride from London to Hampton Court, Stonehenge, Salsbury, Bath, The Cotswolds, Stratford, Llangollen Wales, Windemere in the Lake District, Lockerbie, Edinburgh, Abbotsford House (Sir Walter Scott's home), Hadden on the Wall, York, Belvoir Castle, Cambridge and back to London. Then we rode a train to Birmingham to visit an old friend in the West Midlands for 5 days and came back to London. Breakfasts were always in the hotel and never once included beer. How rude! Lunches were always in whatever convenient local we could find (with about 80,000 pubs in Britain, there was always one convenient). We usually took a break about 4-5pm for another pint and then had about half our dinners in pubs and the rest in some restaurant where beer wasn't the first thing on the menu (that really took some searching on Ethie's part). To prepare for this extended pub-crawl, I read about Real Ale, English Bitter, Pale Ale and IPA on line and in magazine articles. I focused on these styles because I don't care much for mild and have been able to try enough porter and stout here to already appreciate them. I wanted to read CAMRA's Good Beer Guide, but wasn't able to find it before we left. I did buy Protz's Real Ale Almanac in England and from a brewer's perspective, found it very useful because it focuses on what instead of where. I tried to take a few notes on each beer's overall impression so that I could retain some information. On the whole, it was a great tasting adventure and I learned a lot from the locals about the charm and allure of Real Ale and a few other things, too When we started, I'd just go in a pub and 1. See if they had Real Ale and 2. Drink it if it was a brand I hadn't yet tasted. Most pubs qualified for #1 unless they were temporarily out and with nearly a 1000 different Real Ales duplication wasn't a problem as we kept on the move. But, after a few days, my notes were repeating themselves. Just Another Boring Real Ale appeared over and over. Not bad, mind you, just not very exciting. JABRA's were usually warmer than 55 or flatter than average or low in taste complexity. I never did have an undrinkable pint, but one in Edinburgh came close. About this time, I met a local in Llangollen, Wales and he asked me what I thought of hand pumped ale. When I told him it's good, if sometimes boring, he suggested a new tactic. Since Real Ale has a half life of just a few days after the keg is tapped, I should ask the Publician what is the most popular brand in his pub and how long the current keg has been on tap. And, then, only drink fresh ale. Viola! Now I was getting tastier beer and, as a side benefit, I got to go into a lot more Pubs to look for new brands. Yippee! Below is a list of the real ales, with a couple of interlopers, that I tried on this trip, and a brief reflection about their overall impression. The list is in pretty much the order I tasted them. Location was an important part in my perceptions and there are some notes about where I had the various beers. Some pubs, the older ones especially, were darker and more rustic than others. That helped my tasting because there seemed to be fewer distractions in the older rooms. I really liked the eccentricity and variety of pub names. In general, beer was more expensive than at home, varying from 1.6-2.5 L per pint. My recollection is that this converted to $2.80-$4.40. The fact that we're talking about Imperial pints is just too confusing to deal with. In general, most Bitters had similar appearance, aroma, flavor and body. If some characteristic was different from the style guide I tried to make a note of it. I'm sure if I could judge a number of them at the same time the subtle differences would be more noticeable. For your reference: 4. BRITISH BITTER Worthington Creme Bitter, George's, smooth and less complex. Green King IPA, ditto, no way a manly man's IPA. Bass Cask Ale, Frog and Bulldog, JABRA. Fuller's ESB, Dove historic waterman's pub on the Thames, plastic cup, not so special. Courage Best Bitter, Rat and Parrot in the middle of Camdentown on Sunday afternoon, ordinary. Courage Director's, Queen's Head Hammersmith beer garden on a beautiful, balmy evening. Old Speckled Hen, ditto. Guinness Stout (just once), ditto, low alcohol compared to the US version. Henry's IPA, Wig and Quill, Salsbury, another lame attempt at IPA. 6X, ditto, from an oak keg, really earthy. Abby Ales Bellringer, Garrick Head, Bath, most bitter so far, good head retention. John Smith Extra Smooth Bitter, Bath Hilton. Boddington's, Beefeater, Stratford, pretty close to the widget can version, yellow beer. Flower's Original Strong Ale, The Oak Timber. Webster's Yorkshire Bitter, Thomas Tilford's Llangollen, Wales. Tetley's Bitter, Bryn Morell. Theakstone Bitter, ditto, uncomfortably gassy. Hartley's XB, Hole in the Wall, Windemere, JABRA. Robinson's Bitter, ditto. McEuan's Export, Gretna Green Scotland tourist dive. Caledonia 80 Shillings, Grainery Edinburgh, infected. Caledonia IPA, ditto, another imposter. McEuan's 70 Shillings, Hard Rock Café, best of the Scottish Ales to me. Newcastle Exhibition Ale, Swan Hadden on the Wall, nice, but 3 of these make your bladder explode. Marsham Black Sheep, The Maltings York, wonderful, tiny, cramped, drinking man's pub. Harrogate Outlaw, ditto, best commercial bitter to my taste, an unlabeled IPA. Belvoir (pronounced Beaver) Porter, Belvoir Castle. Ruddles County Premium Ale, ditto. Greene King Abby Ale, Eagle Cambridge, this pub was a WWII hangout for American pilots, the ceiling is covered with their signatures made with a candle flame. Worthington Bitter, Swan London, wonderful view across the street from Hyde Park. Budweiser Budvar (just to say I did), Sir Alexander Fleming, bottled. Marsten's Pedigree, Mitre. Mitchell and Butler Bitter, Toby Carvery Birmingham. Banks Bitter, The Bell. Handcock, ditto. Elgood Salmon Leap, Worcheshire. Piddle in the Sun, Swan with 2 Nicks. Purrfick, ditto. Everard, Queen's Head Birmingham. Emille, Dog Harvington. Banks Original Mild, ditto, actually drinkable. Hook Norton Best, Fleece country pub, Bretfortan, really rustic with a 2000 year old Roman road going through the beer garden. Uley Ugly Pug, ditto. Ash Vine Handle with Care, ditto. Mitchell and Butler Mild, Barton Arms Birmingham, incredible wood, brick, tile, cast iron, painted, stained glass Victorian monument on the NW side of town, recently put on the national historic list of buildings to be saved. Shepard Neame Spitfire (Goering, Goering, gone), bottled in honor of the Battle of Britain. Brew XI. George Mack's homebrewed Pale Ale, cooler, more carbonated and bitter than most real ale, bittered with Target, flavor and aroma with Goldings, dry hopped with Target, bottled in screw capped bottles, George has brewed this same recipe for 30 years as a knockoff of Flowers Bitter, he boils hop teas for both the bittering and the flavor/aroma in a pressure cooker to improve utilization, excellent. Badger's Best, Dog and Duck Leister. Ind Coop Burton Ale, Faun and Firkin London. Tetley's, Kew Garden Hotel. Brakspears Bitter, Mitre London, Ron Cooper's favorite bitter. A wonderful odyssey, I can't wait to go back.
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